I'm grumpy and tired today, so I'm just going to hand out some UA cuz I feel like it.
UA to the Oregon State Board of Nazis, errrr, Nurses investigator: You are a PITA, a thorn in my side, and a general beyotch. Go get bent and leave me the f*** alone!
UA to Dakota's psychologist: Dude, you get paid good money. Send her doctor the info she needs so my kid can get on meds already! WTH??
UA to Jack, my black lab puppy: I can't wait for your balls to get chopped off so you settle down. Your days as a "boy" are numbered, man.
UA to my car: You better make it another few months. I can't afford to buy another POS yet and I am not financing a car.
UA to our substitute scheduler: I like you as a person, but you suck as a scheduler. You make me want to hurl my phone into the Willamette. Stop bugging me with every little detail.
UA to my lawyer: You said my papers would be ready by now. WHERE ARE THEY??? It's a damn easy $1500 I paid you, please hurry.
UA to Madeline: You best figure out how to STTN or you are gonna be livin with the Gypsies.
Ok, that's all the UA for today. Stay tuned for more UA coming soon.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Unsolicited Advice (UA)
Chronicled by Gwen Rowe at 4:30 PM
Labels: unsolicited advice
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